Sprutefuckstang

The suction cup actually holds on my tile wall, which I didn't expect at this price. Ten speeds is more than I'll ever use, but the separate squirting button is what sold me—no fumbling with two controls mid-session.

Wasn't sure the squirting would feel convincing but it really does, and the 10 speed settings give plenty of range. The suction cup stuck solid to the tile too, which I didn't expect.

The independent controls are what sold me—I can run the vibration on speed 3 and trigger the squirting separately, which feels way more realistic than I expected. The suction cup held firm on the shower wall the whole time, and charging is quick too.